Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)

May, 25 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2894 views

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Muqader mein jo sakhti thi

Muqader mein jo sakhti thi wo mer k bhi nahi nikli

Qabar khodi gai jb meri to pethrili zameen nikli.

MADAM:

MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye

When i dont

When i dont get ur sms

A little pain in my heart

A small tear in my eye

And

Sadness falls on my face

What is this?

Its nothing

"Just Missing U"

Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

chalo maan lete

chalo

maan lete

tumhari khushi

ki khathir yeh bhi

tumhy chor dte hain.

kisi or ka hone dte hain.

per es baat ka

yaqeen dilao

tumhare jane k baad

tumhari yaad

mujhe kbi nai aye gi.

agr asa hi hu ga.

tu hum tumhy chord dte hain.

kisi or ka hony dte hain.

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.

You Were My World

You Were My World, You Still are My Soul.My Love For You Has Never Grown Old.Every time I Saw You,It Made My Heart Skip a Beat.I Would Do Anything To See That Smile On Your Face Again .. =)

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.
tum tu kahte thy mujhe chaand chahye.

If you are ever in

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

U were always mine

U were always mine & you will always be but you never realized,
because your eyes never looked in my eyes,
you are always there in my heart and i can listen your heartbeat before mine beats.

happiness is like

happiness is like a butterfly
the more u chase it , the more it eludes u...

but if u turn ur attention to other things,
it softly comes and sits on ur shoulder.

Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka,

Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka,

ik niaya khawab hei dewane ka.

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Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

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