1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3860 views

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Na Shab-O-Roz Achay

Na Shab-O-Roz Achay Hain Na Hal Accha Hai,
Kisi Jogi Ne Kaha Tha Ke Ye Saal Accha Hai,
Me Ne Pocha Ye Intazar Or Kab Tak,
Wo Muskura Ke Bola Ke Sawal Accha Hai.

Jo hukum karta hai woh

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...

Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai''

Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..

Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...

''tune to muje chora

''tune to muje chora hi nhe sex ke kabil bus kandom dala aur choru ho gae wah loot lia hahahahahahaa''

kon jane k kua hona hai ub k janam ..

kon jane k kua hona hai ub k janam ....

tum her kisi se muhbat ki umeed na kua kar..

Muqader mein jo sakhti thi

Muqader mein jo sakhti thi wo mer k bhi nahi nikli

Qabar khodi gai jb meri to pethrili zameen nikli.

Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

Kabhi Socha he nahi Apni

Kabhi Socha he nahi Apni Zaat k Mutaliq Faraz

kaaSh...
Soch Laity To Aaj hm Tanha nA hotAy

Wishing you happy

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.

MADAM:

MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye

Kyun Chhup K Mohabbat

Kyun Chhup K Mohabbat Kartay Ho
Sang Chalnay Ka Dam Bhartay Ho

Jo Shikway Gilay Hain Keh Dalo
Kyun Bat Kehnay Say Dartay Ho

Usay Bhol Jao Jo Guzar Gaya
Kyun Khud Say Itna Lartay Ho

Mujhay Bhi Khud Main Shamil Karlo
Kyun Tanha Aag Main Jaltay Ho

Be-Fikar Hojao Ye Jan Lo
Tum Meray Dil Main Bastay Ho

I hope that you

I hope that you finally understand,
that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi Hoi Aankhon Ko Parrhney Ka''''.....

To Phir Behty Huye Aansu Bhi Akser Baat Krtey Hain"...

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