1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

May, 25 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3634 views

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love is when someone

love is when someone breaks ur heart and the most amazing part is that u still love the person with every broken piece...

Baithe Hain Honton

Baithe Hain Honton KO see kr Pacahtain Gi AAp,

IshQ jaaG Uthta hY Aksar Aisi Khamoshi K Baad

Dear customer

Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2007

Miss u

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~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi

~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi sitamgeri ka

k tUm ko daras-e- wafa mila hai udaas rehna udaas Rakhna~

LIFE has no rewinds

LIFE has no rewinds and forwards,

It unfolds itself at its own pace.

So never MISS a chance to LIVE today

to make a BEAUTIFUL story for TOMOROW

Cheel Uri

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_Wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->

mujhey tum sey kuch

mujhey tum sey kuch kehna hai, ghaur sey sunna aur amal b karna,

"Susu kar k sona"!
warma ammi sey subha phir mar pardey ghee

You Were My World

You Were My World, You Still are My Soul.My Love For You Has Never Grown Old.Every time I Saw You,It Made My Heart Skip a Beat.I Would Do Anything To See That Smile On Your Face Again .. =)

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

Boy : main kunwari larki k sath

Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta

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