~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi

~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi
~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi sitamgeri ka

k tUm ko daras-e- wafa mila hai udaas rehna udaas Rakhna~
  

May, 28 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     2934 views       

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Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa Batain,



Mere
Y
GhAr

mAin

AA...INA

nhi thA.
MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye
mujhey tum sey kuch kehna hai, ghaur sey sunna aur amal b karna,




"Susu kar k sona"!
warma ammi sey subha phir mar pardey ghee
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(#)This Much(#)
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Aisa Nahi K Humne Usay Yaad Na Kya Ho

FARAZ

Roz Rath Guzarte Thay Hum TOM nd JERRY Dekh Kar
You Were My World, You Still are My Soul.My Love For You Has Never Grown Old.Every time I Saw You,It Made My Heart Skip a Beat.I Would Do Anything To See That Smile On Your Face Again .. =)
Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi Hoi Aankhon Ko Parrhney Ka''''.....


To Phir Behty Huye Aansu Bhi Akser Baat Krtey Hain"...
kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated...
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I"m Vaxinated
~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi sitamgeri ka

k tUm ko daras-e- wafa mila hai udaas rehna udaas Rakhna~
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Love Don''t Ask
"Who R U?"



Love Only Says
"U R Mine"



Love Don''t Ask
"Where R U From"



Love Only Says
"U make My Heart To Beat"



Love Don''t Ask
"Why R U Faraway"



Love Only Says
"U R Always With Me"



Love Don''t ask
"Do U Love Me?"



Love Only Says