naam to likh doon us

naam to likh doon us
naam to likh doon us ka har jaga magar ye khayal aata hai,

masoom hai mera sanam kaheen badnaam na ho jaye...
  

May, 27 2010     113 chars (1 sms)     2373 views       

more Adult SMS Messages

chalo

maan lete

tumhari khushi

ki khathir yeh bhi

tumhy chor dte hain.

kisi or ka hone dte hain.

per es baat ka

yaqeen dilao

tumhare jane k baad

tumhari yaad

mujhe kbi nai aye gi.

agr asa hi hu ga.

tu hum tumhy chord dte hain.

kisi or ka hony dte hain.
kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated...
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I"m Vaxinated
ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.
tum tu kahte thy mujhe chaand chahye.
khoosh haal se tum bhi lagte ho
yoon afsoorda to hum bhi nahi
per jan''ne waale jaante hain
khoosh tum bhi nahi khoosh hum bhi nahi
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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,
ho gaya na suitcase bann
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo
Teri Tasweer sE kArta thaa Batain,



Mere
Y
GhAr

mAin

AA...INA

nhi thA.
Teri yaadain
december ki shaboon jaise
Jo aati hian tou jana bhool jati hain
aaj to trk e ta''aluq pe bazid lgta hy...

tujh ko dekhy ga to dil phir se machl jaega!!
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.
MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye