LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
  

May, 24 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2476 views       Funny

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Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?


Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Love inspires Envy.


Envy endangers Spite.


Spite spawns Fallacies.



Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''