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Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
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Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
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May, 24 2010
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Baap: Beti tum muje
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Who''s The Only Playe
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?
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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,
Lekin dil ghabrata hai
Kyon k balance jata hai
Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,
Jab kanjoos logon se
Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''
A girl askd her boyfrnd:
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
Aap ka roz subha ko
Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
DOOB MARO Nikammo
DOOB MARO Nikammo
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
islamiyat ka teacher bachon se
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:
Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?
Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.
Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.
Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
dangerous position in which to sleep
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Ek khan zameen per l
Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
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