Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

May, 24 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 3301 views Funny

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Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.

Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

When ur life is in darkness pray

When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,

Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,

Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,

Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,

Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->

Only True Friends

Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .

I Promise You

I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->

Kabhi dost kahte the,

Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
?
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?
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!

foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

the new england jou

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
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Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

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