Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

May, 24 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 3099 views Funny

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Lalu: Rabri,

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,

ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

ab pesh hai bushb

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

yeh soch kar paresha

Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->

friends are always badtameez

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Is Dunya Me 1 Ache

Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye

Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->

''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay . Ae dost...

''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay .
Ae dost...
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Log aaye aur lanat de kar chale gaye..:-)''

What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???

What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???

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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)

Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???

Batao ???

Haar Gaye

Altaf Hussain ... ;->

Chor Se-" Wada

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

Sorry 4 disturbing u.

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

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Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

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