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<Br/> <Br/>Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Aap ka hi Blood group chahiye, <Br/>Plz mana mat karna <Br/> <Br/>Warna <Br/> <Br/>GADHA mag jayega <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Attendence.. <Br/> <Br/>Pappu <Br/> <Br/>Yes Sir <Br/> <Br/>BaBlu <Br/> <Br/>Yes Sir <Br/> <Br/>Tinku <Br/> <Br/>Yes Sir <Br/>Ullu <Br/> <Br/>?? <Br/>Ullu <Br/>?? <Br/> <Br/>Ullu <Br/> <Br/>Button daBana Band kar, <Br/>teri Baari hai, <Br/>attendence lagwa <Br/>
SomeOne.. <Br/>MiSSES U.. <Br/>NeeDS U.. <Br/>Worries ABout U <Br/>Lonely Without U <Br/>Guess Who? <Br/>THE MONKEY IN <Br/>… THE ZOO ..
<Br/> <Br/>Congratulation! <Br/> <Br/>Amir Khan Ne apni Film <Br/>K Second part k liay <Br/>ap ko Chun lia hai <Br/>Jiss Mai ap ka <Br/>Bohat Main Role Hai <Br/>Film Ka Name hai <Br/> <Br/>Bayghairut zameen per <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Close ur eyes n think aBout yourself, <Br/> <Br/>ur face <Br/> <Br/>ur style <Br/> <Br/>ur nature <Br/> <Br/>ur smile <Br/> <Br/>ur looks <Br/> <Br/>Now open your eyes <Br/> <Br/>Free main HORROR film dikhai na? <Br/> <Br/>Chalo thanks Bolo;-) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Ur 5 qualities: <Br/> <Br/>1——— <Br/> <Br/>2——— <Br/> <Br/>3——— <Br/> <Br/>4——— <Br/> <Br/>5——— <Br/> <Br/>Agar zindagi main kaBhi <Br/>koi acha kam kia hota <Br/>to aj ye jaga khali na hoti <Br/>
6 truths of life:- <Br/>1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. <Br/>2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. <Br/>3. The first truth is a lie. <Br/>4. You’re smiling now, Because you are an idiot. <Br/>5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. <Br/>6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, <Br/>Aapki har Baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, <Br/>Najane kuB AAP T.V per aa jayen, <Br/>Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain.. <Br/>
When u feel sad…. <Br/>To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, <Br/>“damn I am really so cute” <Br/>u will overcome your sadness. <Br/>But don’t make this a haBit….. <Br/>Coz liars go to hell !!!!
<Br/> <Br/>Girl’s father: “main nahin <Br/>chahta k meri Beti apni pori <Br/>zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray” <Br/> <Br/>Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main <Br/>usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.” <Br/>
KBC main shahrukh ne <Br/>mujh se pocha <Br/>world ka suB se Bara ullu kon hai? <Br/>main ne 1 crore thukra diye, <Br/>magar aapka naam nahe Bataya.
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>...,,. <Br/>. <Br/>................, <Br/>Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-