NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
<Br/>after BLOOD TEST.
<Br/>THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
<Br/>NURSE:y r u DANCING.
<Br/>SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
<Br/>Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
<Br/>Angry Sardar:
<Br/>“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs Back.”
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar at an Art Gallery:
<Br/>I suppose this horriBle looking thing is
<Br/>what you call modern art ?
<Br/>
<Br/>Art dealer: I Beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>A Teacher lecturing on population –
<Br/>In India after Every 10 sec a
<Br/>woman gives Birth to a kid.
<Br/>
<Br/>A Sardar stands up-
<Br/>we must find & stop her!.
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardarji opens his lunch Box
<Br/>in the middle of the road….why ?
<Br/>
<Br/>Just to confirm whether he is going
<Br/>to or coming Back from the office
<Br/>
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
<Br/>Guess why?
<Br/>Because someBody had told him that
<Br/>it is wrong to sleep with married women.
<Br/>
<Br/>Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
<Br/>one is green and one is Blue with red spots!
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
<Br/>I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>A sardarji went to a
<Br/>STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
<Br/>slapped the operator twice.
<Br/>
<Br/>:-( Guess why ?
<Br/>
<Br/>Bcoz there it was written
<Br/>“NumBer dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>Sardar’s Leave application
<Br/>
<Br/>Dear Sir,
<Br/>My wife is ill.
<Br/>As there is no other HusBand
<Br/>in the family to look after her,
<Br/>Kindly grant me leave for one day.
<Br/>
