HusBand & wife are like liver and kidney.
<Br/>HusBand is liver & wife is kidney.
<Br/>If liver fails, kidney fails.
<Br/>If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
HusBand & wife are like liver and kidney.
<Br/>HusBand is liver & wife is kidney.
<Br/>If liver fails, kidney fails.
<Br/>If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
<Br/>Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
<Br/>Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
HusBand:u will never succeed
<Br/>in making that dog oBey u!
<Br/>Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
<Br/>I had a lot of trouBle with u at first.
How woman calls their husBand in first 6 years
<Br/>Yr 1.Janu
<Br/>Yr 2.O G.
<Br/>Yr 3.Sunte ho?
<Br/>Yr 4.O Bunty k pappa
<Br/>Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
<Br/>Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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<Br/>Doctor:Madam, your husBand needs rest
<Br/>and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
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<Br/>Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
<Br/>Doctor:They are for you.!!
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HusBand to a newly wed wife!
<Br/>I could go to the end of the world for you
<Br/>Wife:Thanks,But promise me
<Br/>you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
<Br/>Postmaster:Bhai ye post office hai,
<Br/>police station me complain dijiyee.
<Br/>Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
<Br/>kuch samajh nahin aa raha
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<Br/>Message of the year:-
<Br/>Women live a Better, longer & peaceful life..!!
<Br/>Why? Very simple…
<Br/>A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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<Br/>NoBody teaches
<Br/>Volcanoes to erupt,
<Br/>Tsunamis to devastate,
<Br/>Hurricanes to sway around
<Br/>&
<Br/>no one teaches
<Br/>How to choose a Wife,
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<Br/>NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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