B SMS Messages22988 messages

<Br/> <Br/>Tring Tring Tring. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Hello kon Bol raha hai? <Br/>Other side: Ji, main Bol raha hon. <Br/>Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia, <Br/>idhar se Bhi main hi Bol raha hon. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Four guys <Br/>1 from Harward: <Br/>1 Oxford <Br/>1 Texas <Br/>& <Br/>a Sardar from PujaB university <Br/> <Br/>1 common question: <Br/>What is the fastest thing in world? <Br/> <Br/>Oxford:Light <Br/>Harvard:Thought <Br/>Texas:Blink of an eye <Br/>Sardar:It’s loose motions, <Br/>Because last night I was lying in my Bed <Br/>& Before I could Blink,think or turn on the lights, <Br/>it was over! <Br/>
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha <Br/>Wife: y r u standing here? <Br/>Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon <Br/>Wife: To jao na..! <Br/>Sardar: Kase jaon Baher KUTTA khara hai
Sardarji to others: <Br/>Did anyone lose money wrapped in a ruBBer Band? <Br/>One said, Yes I did <Br/>Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day, <Br/>I found the ruBBerBand!
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many <Br/>coins I have in my pocket? <Br/>Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? <Br/>Sardar:Oji, I will give Both of them
<Br/> <Br/>A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. <Br/>He asked his wife ye 3 month k Bad Bacha kaise howa? <Br/> <Br/>Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? <Br/>sardar:3 months. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: or meri shadi ko ? <Br/>Sardar: 3 months <Br/> <Br/>Wife: or Bacha kitne month k Baad? <Br/>Sardar:3 month. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: total kitne hue? <Br/>Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing <Br/>Balle Balle;-> <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, <Br/>He did translation: <Br/> <Br/>1.Main aam admi nahi hon <Br/>I’m not a mango man <Br/> <Br/>2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. <Br/>Colda & hota r fruits <Br/> <Br/>3.Mujhey Bhi english ati hay <Br/>English comes 2 me also <Br/> <Br/>4.do ro do chaar. <Br/>give and give four. <Br/> <Br/>5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay <Br/>I Belong 2 green pur thousanda:) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Sardar to doctor: <Br/>When I sleep, monkeys <Br/>play footBall in my dreams. <Br/> <Br/>Dr:No proBlem, <Br/>just take this medicine B4 sleep. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai. <Br/>
A sardarji’s Boy asked his dad: <Br/>What is a grownup joke? <Br/>Sardar ji replied: <Br/>any joke which is eighteen years old
<Br/> <Br/>A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant <Br/>and puts his finger <Br/>on the last of menu: Bring this. <Br/> <Br/>Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it <Br/>Because he is the owner of restaurant. <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>A sardar goes to a restaurant <Br/>and his cell phone rings. <Br/>Wife: How are you? <Br/> <Br/>Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine But <Br/>how did you know where I was? <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>1st ever intelligent sardar. <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: what do u call a person <Br/>who cannot hear anything? <Br/> <Br/>sardar: u can call him anything, <Br/>Because he cannot hear anything:-) <Br/>