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How woman calls their husBand in first 6 years <Br/>Yr 1.Janu <Br/>Yr 2.O G. <Br/>Yr 3.Sunte ho? <Br/>Yr 4.O Bunty k pappa <Br/>Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? <Br/>Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
<Br/> <Br/>Before Marriage:- <Br/> <Br/>He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait <Br/>she:do you want me 2 leave? <Br/>He: No! don’t even think aBout it <Br/>She: do you love me ? <Br/>He:ofcourse! over n over! <Br/>She:have u ever cheated on me? <Br/>He:No!y r u even asking? <Br/>She:will u go on wid me on picnic? <Br/>He:every chance I get! <Br/>She:will u hit me ? <Br/>He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! <Br/>She:can I trust u? <Br/>He:yes.. <Br/>She: Darling! <Br/> <Br/>After marriage… <Br/>Now simply read from Bottom to top <Br/>
True Love is like a pillow. <Br/>U could HUG it when Ur in trouBle. <Br/>U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. <Br/>U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. <Br/>Want True Love? <Br/>Spend Rs.50 Buy a Pillow.
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher : Correct the sentence, <Br/>“A Bull and a cow is grazing in the field” <Br/> <Br/>Student : “A cow and a Bull is grazing in the field” <Br/>Teacher : How? <Br/> <Br/>Student : Ladies first. <Br/>
U r a nice person… <Br/>But..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… <Br/>1st. pray to God so that u can live…. <Br/>2nd.take a Bath so that others can live….
Neend mujhey raat Bhar aati hai kam , <Br/>Shayad macharon ko Bi mil gaya hai sanam
God has given many qualities to you, <Br/>Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, <Br/>And many more……this is call as <Br/>“Allah meherBaan to gadha Bhi pehalwan…”
<Br/> <Br/>Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, <Br/>Apna samjho ya Baigana, <Br/> <Br/>Hamara aapka rishta he purana, <Br/>Is liye farz tha aap ko Batana, <Br/> <Br/>kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, <Br/>AB shuru ker do roz nahana! <Br/> <Br/>jao nahao (,?. *,?.) <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Tujh Bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai , <Br/>Tere sang ho zindagi aisa Bhi koi scene nahi hai, <Br/> <Br/>Iss dunya mein, tum he saB say haseen ho <Br/>mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho <Br/>
rooz khawaB mein nazar aatey ho tum <Br/>kio mujhey neend mein Bi daratay ho tum
Only true friends stand By u <Br/>during Bad times. <Br/>I promise <Br/>I will attend ur wedding.
<Br/> <Br/>kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, <Br/>dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha, <Br/> <Br/>uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, <Br/>kamBakht mien Bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha <Br/>