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<Br/>Before marriage:
<Br/>Roses are red, sky is Blue,
<Br/>O my darling! I love you…
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<Br/>After Marriage:
<Br/>Roses are dead,
<Br/>I have flu,
<Br/>don’t come near me,
<Br/>Paray hatt tuu,
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
<Br/>They said,
<Br/>“We want 2 disturB some good person.”
<Br/>I suggest them your name.
<Br/>They said,
<Br/>“We cannot disturB our Boss.”
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<Br/>TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
<Br/>JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
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<Br/>TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
<Br/>JOHNY: MayBe it’s wrong, But you ask me how I spell it!
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<Br/>Boy friend is fun,
<Br/>&
<Br/>HusBand is gun,
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<Br/>Boy friend is light of moon,
<Br/>&
<Br/>HusBand is month of june,
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<Br/>Boy friend is tooty fruity,
<Br/>&
<Br/>HusBand is qismat phooti.
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A : u r Active
<Br/>B : u r Best
<Br/>C : u r Cute
<Br/>D : u r my Dearest
<Br/>E : u r Excelant
<Br/>F : u r alwayz First
<Br/>G : u r Great
<Br/>Sorry cant lie till Z…
What’s the diff Between Dava & Daru?
<Br/>Dava is like girlfriend,
<Br/>that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
<Br/>Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke Bolegi.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
<Br/>is HONEST.
<Br/>A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
<Br/>is WISE.
<Br/>A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
<Br/>is a HUSBAND.!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will Be a lecture on Sun.
<Br/>Everyone must attend it.
<Br/>Raju: No! I will not Be aBle to attend it.
<Br/>Teacher: Why?
<Br/>Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
I just feel u….
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<Br/>Whenever I feel u….
<Br/>I just miss u …..
<Br/>Whenever i miss u ….
<Br/>I just wanna See u ….
<Br/>Do u know why…….
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<Br/>It’s juts Because …………
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<Br/>Hoslay saray azma Baithay,
<Br/>Hum zamanay k ghum utha Baithay,
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<Br/>Jis ki chahat main umer Bhar tarpay,
<Br/>Us ki shadi ki Biryani kha Baithay:)
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
<Br/>Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
<Br/>Girl: i know But formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Imagine world without girls
<Br/>roads sunsan markets viran
<Br/>na janu na jan
<Br/>na koi girl friend k liye preshan
<Br/>Bas namaz & quran
<Br/>&
<Br/>sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
