In Bio practical:
<Br/>Examiner:Tell me the name of
<Br/>this Bird By seeing it’s legs only?
<Br/>Sardar:I don’t know.
<Br/>Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
<Br/>Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
<Br/>Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
<Br/>to Baat court tak pohanch gaye,
<Br/>aBBol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
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<Br/>Professor:Chemical symBol of Barium?
<Br/>Sardar: BA
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<Br/>Professor:For sodium?
<Br/>Sardar: NA
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<Br/>Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
<Br/>& 2 atoms of NA comBined?
<Br/>Sardar: BANANA
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<Br/>Teacher told all students
<Br/>in a class to write an essay
<Br/>on a cricket match.
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<Br/>All were Busy writing except one Sardarji.
<Br/>He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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<Br/>Judge: why r u arrested?
<Br/>Sardar: for shopping early?
<Br/>Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
<Br/>anyway how early were u shopping?
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<Br/>Sardar: Before opening the shop…..:p
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<Br/>Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
<Br/>“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
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<Br/>SARDAR:
<Br/>Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
<Br/>&
<Br/>After Marriage
<Br/>We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
<Br/>Lady : I forgot the name, But is starts with “T”.
<Br/>Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
<Br/>Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
<Br/>He saw his wife with his Boss.
<Br/>He comes Back running office and says,
<Br/>‘Baap re, Boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
In Battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
<Br/>instead of Bullet proof jacket
<Br/>why?
<Br/>?
<Br/>?
<Br/>?
<Br/>Saradar replied
<Br/>O jis wich machar nai war sakda
<Br/>goli kithon lange gi
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
<Br/>Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they Born
<Br/>I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
<Br/>“Me sick, no work”
<Br/>Boss SMS Back:
<Br/>“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
<Br/>2 hours later sardar sms 2 Boss:
<Br/>“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
