B SMS Messages22988 messages

In Bio practical: <Br/>Examiner:Tell me the name of <Br/>this Bird By seeing it’s legs only? <Br/>Sardar:I don’t know. <Br/>Examiner:You failed, what’s your name? <Br/>Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Interviewer:what is skeleton? <Br/>Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person <Br/>who started dieting But forgot to stop it..!!!
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho <Br/>Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha <Br/>to Baat court tak pohanch gaye, <Br/>aB Bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
<Br/> <Br/>Professor:Chemical symBol of Barium? <Br/>Sardar: BA <Br/> <Br/>Professor:For sodium? <Br/>Sardar: NA <Br/> <Br/>Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA <Br/>& 2 atoms of NA comBined? <Br/>Sardar: BANANA <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher told all students <Br/>in a class to write an essay <Br/>on a cricket match. <Br/> <Br/>All were Busy writing except one Sardarji. <Br/>He wrote No match, due to rain!!! <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Judge: why r u arrested? <Br/>Sardar: for shopping early? <Br/>Judge: well, that’s not a crime, <Br/>anyway how early were u shopping? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Before opening the shop…..:p <Br/>
<Br/> <Br/>Teacher: How Do You Differentiate <Br/>“WIFE” & “MOTHER” <Br/> <Br/>SARDAR: <Br/>Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” <Br/>& <Br/>After Marriage <Br/>We Sleep With Our “WIFE” <Br/>
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? <Br/>Lady : I forgot the name, But is starts with “T”. <Br/>Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. <Br/>Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. <Br/>He saw his wife with his Boss. <Br/>He comes Back running office and says, <Br/>‘Baap re, Boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
In Battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net <Br/>instead of Bullet proof jacket <Br/>why? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Saradar replied <Br/>O jis wich machar nai war sakda <Br/>goli kithon lange gi
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy <Br/>Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they Born <Br/>I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: <Br/>“Me sick, no work” <Br/>Boss SMS Back: <Br/>“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” <Br/>2 hours later sardar sms 2 Boss: <Br/>“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”