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Breaking News <Br/>ATM @ Gulshan-e-IqBal Is Jammed & <Br/>Not In Working Condition <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Because <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine <Br/>When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. <Br/>Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” <Br/>Sardar: B.Com final year”
A sardarji photographer is focusing <Br/>a dead Body’s face in a funeral function, <Br/>suddenly all dead persons relatives Beat him. <Br/>why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
Sardar got into a Bus on 1st April <Br/>when conductor asked for ticket. <Br/>He gave Rs.10/- <Br/>and took the ticket and said april fool. <Br/>I have pass.
Interviewee;What is your date of Birth? <Br/>Sardar;nov 28. <Br/>Interviewer;which year? <Br/>Sardar;aBey ullu everyyear.
Sardar joined new joB. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. <Br/>Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” <Br/>Sardar :”KeyBoard alphaBets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Sardar on phone: <Br/> <Br/>Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: Is this her first child? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: No this is her husBand speaking
Sardar was Busy removing <Br/>a wheel from his auto. <Br/>A man asks sardar why are <Br/>you removing a wheel from your auto. <Br/>sardar : Cant you read the Board. <Br/>Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. <Br/>Do you want to see any one Before you die? <Br/>Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, <Br/>“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” <Br/>Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or moBile”
2 sardar were fixing a BomB in a car. <Br/>Sardar 1 : What would you do if the BomB explodes while fixing. <Br/>sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Sardar proposed a girl…… <Br/>Girl said am 1 yr elder to u……. <Br/>Sardar said Oye no proBlem <Br/>soniye I’ll marry u next year.