Breaking News
<Br/>ATM @ Gulshan-e-IqBal Is Jammed &
<Br/>Not In Working Condition
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<Br/>Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
<Br/>When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
A sardarji photographer is focusing
<Br/>a dead Body’s face in a funeral function,
<Br/>suddenly all dead persons relatives Beat him.
<Br/>why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
Sardar got into a Bus on 1st April
<Br/>when conductor asked for ticket.
<Br/>He gave Rs.10/-
<Br/>and took the ticket and said april fool.
<Br/>I have pass.
Sardar joined new joB. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
<Br/>Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
<Br/>Sardar :”KeyBoard alphaBets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Sardar on phone:
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<Br/>Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
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<Br/>Doctor: Is this her first child?
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<Br/>Sardar: No this is her husBand speaking
Sardar was Busy removing
<Br/>a wheel from his auto.
<Br/>A man asks sardar why are
<Br/>you removing a wheel from your auto.
<Br/>sardar : Cant you read the Board.
<Br/>Parking is only for 2 wheeler
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
<Br/>“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
<Br/>Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or moBile”
2 sardar were fixing a BomB in a car.
<Br/>Sardar 1 : What would you do if the BomB explodes while fixing.
<Br/>sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
