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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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May, 26 2010
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Lamha Lamha Waqt
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..
Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
HEER:
HEER:
“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”
RANJHA:
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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!
A Student Goes Into A
A Student Goes Into A
Library &
Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!
Librarian : Get Lost Dude,
U Won''t Bring It Back!
Night Was Dark
Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story
Murgha: I Love You
Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?
Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!
Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san
kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see
1 Pathan hamesha
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"
Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
ap insan nahi ho
ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.
ap to aik farishta ho.
kon sa farishta?
?
?
¿
?
¿
Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
A Man Was Injected
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??
Think
Think Harder
Coz
He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
I''ve written a nice poem 4 u
I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...
Mental Hospital is not so far..
Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''
Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''
SMS ko bh log karobar banye phrty han
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