2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

May, 26 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2806 views Funny

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Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??

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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha F

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

How can a Sardar

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.

Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!

sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

Na pooch teri judai k

Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..

Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...

Everything is "Pre-Written"

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

Shakila: Kal

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

Funny

"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"Zeher"

Husband:

Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp

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