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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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May, 26 2010
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Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"
Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."
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Lo Bhai Mitro
Jo Marzi Ho Jave
Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae
Chahe Sabut Hove
Chahe Fatti Hove
Chahe Khulli Hove
Chahe Band Hove
Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .
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Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .
Kyun k. . .
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purey ek darjan
''desi''
aanday hain.
meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa..
^ HAPPY WINTER SEASON ^ (:->
Yaar Ye Dekh...
Yaar
Ye Dekh...
Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
Yesterday
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song?
guess!
O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
1 pathan or uski
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe
to driver ne shisha set kiya
pathan chillaya or bola
tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai
tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale
Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale
Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
.
.
.
Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
in school canteenth
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
1 pathen n other
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Men always wonder
Men always wonder wat a woman want
!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .
And that is "ek chutki sindhur"
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