2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

May, 26 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2614 views Funny

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Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

1 chutki NASWAR

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

AaiNdA,

AaiNdA,

Se,

''sms''

SenD,

KarNE ki koshish karna,

''WARNING ! ! !

''WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''

pepsi

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.

usne mujhe ye keh kar chhor diya humayun

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."

New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai "LIbas"

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"

Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.

Men''ll never

Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

Girl''s father: Mein n

Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

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