A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.