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MUNNA BHAI:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar Bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? <Br/>CIRCUIT:simple he Bhai, Bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! <Br/>ha ha ha
LECTURER:
<Br/> <Br/>LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. <Br/> <Br/>CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, <Br/>But maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. <Br/>Koi locha-lafda hoga Buddhe ka! <Br/>
Impact of Movies:
<Br/> <Br/>Impact of Movies: <Br/> <Br/>Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? <Br/> <Br/>Student:- He is the one who helped <Br/>Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! <Br/>
Munna Bhai:-
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, <Br/>ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? <Br/>Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, <Br/>Bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang B utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. <Br/>CIRCUIT: Bhai us kursi par mat Baithna. <Br/>MUNNA: kaiku ? <Br/>CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he Bhai. <Br/>MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? <Br/>aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
In politics,
In politics, <Br/>your enemies can’t hurt you, <Br/>But your friends will kill you.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. <Br/>The higher up you go, <Br/>the scarcer it Becomes.
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
<Br/> <Br/>Dil main he mere Dard-e-Bhutto <Br/> <Br/>“Dard-e-Bhutto” <Br/>“Dard-e-Bhutto” <Br/>Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, <Br/>hui thi wo election main khari,, <Br/>na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, <Br/>hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, <Br/>Dil main hay mere <Br/>“”Dard-e-Bhutto”" <Br/>“”Dard-e-Bhutto”" <Br/> <Br/>ha koi muqaBla karne wala <Br/>
Considering his achievements
<Br/> <Br/>Considering his achievements <Br/>of creating shortage of <Br/>wheat <Br/>gas <Br/>power <Br/>sugar <Br/>water <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf has Been given <Br/>the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !! <Br/>
Bantas advise:-
Bantas advise:- <Br/>Dont carry umBrella during rain <Br/>Keep WHISPER on ur head <Br/>ye ghanto tak geelepan <Br/>ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
An astronomer was
<Br/> <Br/>An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. <Br/>Santa Singh was oBserving him, suddenly a star falls. <Br/> <Br/>Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!” <Br/>
Santa:
<Br/> <Br/>Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen <Br/>and he is eating the cake I made. <Br/> <Br/>Banta: Whom should I call now, <Br/>Police or AmBulance? <Br/>

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