Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
  
May, 26 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2510 views       Funny

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aaj k baad jis kisi



Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy


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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
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A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
pathan in crore pati

Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya
Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

K Shawal K Maheeny May

Jo Shaks Kisi Ko 100 Rupay Ka Card

Send Karega Qayamat K Din

Usay Ek Warid Ki Sim Free Milegi
newtons law of load


Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
Sardar got into
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
Aey AllAh hum
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey

hamaray liye nahi tu pakistan k liye ge0rge bush ko musalmaan kar dey.... ;->
Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai
Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston



Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai

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! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..

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