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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
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May, 26 2010
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