Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
  

May, 26 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2563 views       Funny

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-


C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......


Thats why boys go to college
Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur



wahan se neche phaink diya.
1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,


Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise