Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

May, 26 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2693 views Funny

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Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->

Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Girl anounced her

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!

have we ever realized

Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)

Sleeping Disease Etiology

Sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes

Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt

Treatment:
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Simran- having smaller

Simran- having smaller

Ramba-bigger

Ramyakrishna- one is big one is small

Aishwaryarai- both are small

What is that?

U naughty,
It is letter R !

raat ki neend nahi to kya howa

Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

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Do You know, Who I am?

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Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Once A Few Hairs

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Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

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Gandhi Said "Colour It

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AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

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