Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

May, 26 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2655 views Funny

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NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

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(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
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eXams are there,

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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

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