Sometimes wen

Sometimes wen
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
  

May, 26 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     1669 views       Funny

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