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Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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May, 26 2010
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''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
''Thanks for not sending any SmS..
''Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the "KANJUS RATNA" Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna''
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita
Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita
wah! wah! wah! wah
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SMS MEI KUCH NAHI LIKHA K AP KO PARHNA PRAREGA...;->
Aur DoN.. 03343004071
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Hello, MSS.
Hello,
MSS.
Dhyan Den
Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main
Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
bachhe ko pdhaya kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Asif Zardari, America
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho K
Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
EiK PatHaN CycLE
EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa
AuR
JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!
LaRki Oh My GoD!
PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->
Pathan Public Toilet mei gya to Diwar Pr Likha tha
Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho
Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya
Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."
Doctor:Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature.
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