Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

May, 26 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 3539 views Funny

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Wife:-I will die.

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