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Wife:-I will die.
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Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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May, 26 2010
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Sheikh Sb on death
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin,
DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,
SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "
Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,
JiSkO KarnA Hy..
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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
n0w bush replies 2
N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
Qabool hai
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka
jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai
If Gal Vomits,
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
Kamina?
If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
Kahan Pikar Aya He?
MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
Boys R Alwys Kamina
Never Mind People. . .
Never Mind People. . .
When They Say U''re Mad
B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You
M = Make
A = A
D= Difference. . .
This is my leg
This is my leg
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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)
Pathan
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,
Pehla dusray se bola:
Yaar maachis
kahan hai?
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2nd:
Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...
Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
sms b bade kamal ki
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai
Jo Reply Karta Hai
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy
TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->
Eid zaroor aata haai
pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon main 1 baat note kitya haai
dost:wo kya?
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pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai
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