Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

May, 26 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 3385 views Funny

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Teacher:

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.

Sayanein kehndey nein

Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".

Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.

mee hooon DON...??

mee hooon DON...??
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wht r u finding..
bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}

Mat perh... mat perh...

Mat perh...
mat perh...
chour day...
mat perh...aray janay day...
abay janay day....

chal merra kiya jata hai perhi ja...
main nay kuon sa agay kuch likha hai

packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

A SHORT LOVE STORY :

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)

Ek Din Donkeyz

Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.

Jin: "Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"

Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
Aqa:
"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHI" ;->

kya Matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx

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Height Of Overacting ;)

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Wife:-I will die.

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