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Wife:-I will die.
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Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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May, 26 2010
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Ek bangali Mareez: "Dr Sahab
Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"
Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."
moti biwi
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati
biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another
"I kissd ur mom last n8"
whole bar was waitin 4
d othr Guy''s response.
He laughs&says:
"Lets go home dad,
U r drunk".
depressed boy asked an old man
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
what is the fullfor
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"
O: Originally
B: Born In
A: Africa To
M: Manage The
A: Americans ... ;->
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?
1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''
''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat
Or
Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey
Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar
Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
.
ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale
Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale
Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
.
.
.
Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
India men Umer Shrif
India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di
umer sharif Murr k bola
Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->
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