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Wife:-I will die.
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Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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May, 26 2010
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ek pathan mobile company
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
A Lady Geting
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind
Pass d Popcorn ;->
Mom:
Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?
Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
if gal vomits her p
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
Kamina?
If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
Kahan Pikar Aya He?
MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
Boys R Alwys Kamina
Misbah hum Sachin
Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)
A sardar goes
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
.
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KHUWAB.. :-D
propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
Happy mirasi day :)
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.
Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad
Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.
Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.
Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar
Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)
“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
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