Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
  

May, 26 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2440 views       Funny

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1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

1: UNIT NO.1
2: QUAID ZAMIN PER
3: BHAI LOG LONDON WALAY
4: OPERATION 92
5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO
6: SIRF ALTAF
7: BHAI JO BHI KAHEN
8: LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI
9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..!
10: Humari Kilashunkof Ap k Pas He
11: 12MAY to Hona Hi Tha.!
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.

par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.

khalo kia yad karogey
Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O bally bally mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya





Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:
''Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?''
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn


MISS CALL MISS CALL''