Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
  

May, 26 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2968 views       Funny

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Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha.





11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.


Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?




















A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!
Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??































Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
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Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
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"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!