Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

May, 26 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2893 views Funny

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Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

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Some Translations in Urdu...!!

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Wassup babe..?
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In The Distance?

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31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
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Wife:-I will die.

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