Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
  

May, 26 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2473 views       Funny

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Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
There is nighThere is night so wet so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.


TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.



Congrats U can make free calls now....
Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....


Because He Would Be A



Woman Then ... ;->
Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo.....
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo...
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo..... ;->
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!