Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
  

May, 26 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3013 views       Funny

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Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
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My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
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Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??''
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Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.
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Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

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I Need u..?
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Chal bay


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