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Wife:-I will die.
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Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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May, 26 2010
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Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de
sab yaad ho gaya????
Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
A beautiful dress is of no use
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
If Somebody Comes &
If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.
Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)
you are my friend
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.
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Bas khush Anything for you.
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
I Wana Dedicate
I
Wana
Dedicate
U
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Apke
Liye
Only
4
My
LOVE
"Karan Main
Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da"
teacher draw a dia
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
i am doing candle lite
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
attitude
-//ATtItUdE//-
w H o
i Z
t X t
k I n G
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N d
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A m
w H o...=P;->
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