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Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB
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Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy
T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy
papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
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May, 25 2010
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HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"
White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"
LeKiN
Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy
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AmAn k AndAr
"DandA"
jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
bike rider to sarja
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
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Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..
thora garam thanda z
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
before the clock str
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
heights of professio
Heights Of Professional Respect..
A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
marriage is that rel
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".
Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
....Go To HELL....
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
|SMOKE|
|SMOKE| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !
One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
Best beghairat of da
Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to
Asif zardari
From SINDH
parho ge likho ge
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
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