Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB

Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy

T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy

papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
  

May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2046 views       Funny

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Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...












Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...
World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA


All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
6 facts of the world Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue; Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... ........ Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!! Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to forward this as soon as u read this completely.. .. Fact 6 : successfully you are fooled... so forward this to fool others.. go on! :)Z
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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