santa SMS Messages192 messages

Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?

santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?

santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega

santa : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

santa: Yes, I married her!

santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.

santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?

santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?

Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1

2

3

Start.

All Started Runing Except santa.

Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?

santa:My No Is 4!
:D

santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He

santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

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