santa SMS Messages192 messages

Santa: My Father Dug

santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.

Mrs. Santa Don''t Like

Mrs. santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, santa Is A Guy !!!

Santa-Oye Kya Kr

santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

Why Did Santa

Why Did santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?

A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp

santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Do U Know Why

Do U Know Why santa Bought A Brown Cow???

2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

santa:Andhera.

Santa Ne Bus Me

santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

Banta: Why Is The

Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed

"The Heart Of The Country"?

santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.

Passenger-Tumne

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

Santa Opened Xerox

santa Opened Xerox Shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:

Xerox Done In All Language

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