Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
  

Jun, 09 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2738 views       Sardar

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