Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Jun, 09 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2470 views Sardar

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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

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I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
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Papa:

Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.

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Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I Know,

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Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
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Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
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Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
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Sardar: Whn I Showd
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Friend: Kyon?

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Friend: To Kya Hua??

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Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
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SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA

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