Sardar Wrote BILL

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Jun, 09 2010 332 chars (3 sms) 2597 views Sardar

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Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

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Doctor:Oh Sorry,

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" U Said V Will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...."

A sardar in a pizza hut

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

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Honda Ae .. ?

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Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->

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Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
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S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

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