1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

Jun, 09 2010 204 chars (2 sms) 2030 views Sardar

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