Sardar Cycle K

Sardar Cycle K
Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE
  

Jun, 09 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2400 views       Sardar

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