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Jun, 09 2010
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Sardar
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Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
Jageer Daar 1
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
Sardar: Cricket
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,
K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
Sardar g Saw A
Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
Tu To Ofice Me
Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
Judge: why r u arrested
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Santa Aur Zandu
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?
Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !
Santa Was In Shopping
Santa Was In Shopping Store.
Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
sardar
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45:-
Sardar darakht pe
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Teacher:Can You Spell
Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?
Sardar:Post Office
Sardar Ka Ladka
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
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