Santa:Doctor,

Santa:Doctor,
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
  

Jun, 09 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3016 views       Sardar

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Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?


Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
.
.
Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
.
ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
.
.
Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!
Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!


Why?



He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->