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Jun, 09 2010
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Aik Sardar ki 10
Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !
Hilarous Sardar!
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->
Sardar and his wife
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Sardar 2 Kanjos
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
a tiger killed a sardar in zoo
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?
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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha
"ini wadi billi" :-D
lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
Teacher - How Do
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?
Santa - "R-O-N-G"
Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!
Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
"I SAW A FILM"
Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM
Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
Santa: So
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
SArdar In UK Hotel
SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)
Santa Was In Shopping
Santa Was In Shopping Store.
Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
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