Santa:Doctor,

Santa:Doctor,
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
  

Jun, 09 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2695 views       Sardar

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Banta:Whats the problem now.?

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tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


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