a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

a tiger killed a sardar in zoo
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D
  

Apr, 28 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     2520 views       Sardar

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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata hoon
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,












Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”



Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1


2


3


Start.


All Started Runing Except Santa.


Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?


Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak