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a tiger killed a sardar in zoo
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Sardar
a tiger killed a sardar in zoo
a tiger killed a sardar in zoo
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?
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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha
"ini wadi billi" :-D
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