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SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se
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Sardar
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH
SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI
LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI
BaNtA : WoH KaIsE
SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->
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Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"
Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
peo da wa
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Santa to Banta-
Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-
Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya
Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha
Man 2 Sardar
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!
Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.
At 50th Floor He Remembers,
I Dont Hav A Daughter.
Santa Ki Amma
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
In A 1OO Meter
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
Sardar ka Padosi Ma
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
Sardar School Ma S
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Sardar''s 60th B''day
Sardar''s 60th B''day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!
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