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Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
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Daku: Tera Nam
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Santa Platfrom k
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...
Sardar Friend Se
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
Donkey race
Sardar to sardarni:
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
Teacher:Wo Kon
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je:
MISS
"NARRA":-)
Santa - My wife
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
How Do You Know
How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?
You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
A Sardar & A Wife
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
Suitcase
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
sardar ne shok
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
Santa- V Need A
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?
Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
My Grand Father Lived SA
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
He Never Used Glasses
Sardar : Ya
I Know
Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle
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