Intelligent Santas

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

?

?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

Jun, 09 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2742 views Sardar

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SARDARJI was in a

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

Santa: B0llywo0d

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

1 Sardar

1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->

Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

Mene kal easy l

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

Santa: So

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.

Tech: jab bijli chamkti

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?

Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

Sardar in Fire Brigade

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

A man jumped

A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->

sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Santa Was In Shopping

Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :

Santa Opened Xerox

Santa Opened Xerox Shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:

Xerox Done In All Language

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