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Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
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Wife:Bathroom K Pardey
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…
Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.
African ko bohet Gussa aya…
Sardar:kya hua??
African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…
Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
a sardar to another:name 5 animals livin
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
SANTA: "I Love U
SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
SANTA Film Dekhn
SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..
Q
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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
" HOUSE FULL "
aj mn ne tmhari bv ko
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
Ek Sardar Apni Maa
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)
Ek Larka Apne Papa
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan
Papa:
Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
Sardar to Son
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
teacher
English Teacher:
"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
Teacher:Can You Spell
Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?
Sardar:Post Office
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