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Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

Jun, 09 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 2874 views Sardar

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Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA''S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Daku: Tera Nam

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Intelligent Santas

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

?

?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

Maths and Women

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"

BUT...

Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

India me ek Ajee

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,

Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska...

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza

Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

Eik Sardar Ne Najomi

Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:

"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,

"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->

grandmother

Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.

Some1 Wrote 2

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"

1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

Sardar bus me charha

Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

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