A Sardar Prays

A Sardar Prays
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
  

Jun, 09 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2389 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
.
.
Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
.
ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
.
.
Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

?

?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->