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Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
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Jun, 09 2010
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1 sardar k ghar
1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki
Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
Suitcase
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
Boy:Maine Suna
Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
ik sardar ki football team
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
Santa''s Girfriend
Santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.
Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
hamay Malom nahi?
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
"Kia kehti hay?"
"Kehti hay
'I LOVE U 2'
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
Sardar 2 Sardarni
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
A sardar goes to a restaurant
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
baki hisa shazia k paper me
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha
Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
Santa: I''ve Bee
Santa: I''ve Been
Sending E-mails To
William Shakespare...
Banta: William Shakespare
Is Dead, Stupid ...
Santa: No Wonder
He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->
Sardar put his pencil
Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
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