Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 Sardar
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.
  

Jun, 09 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2209 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Santa- Yaar!

A Auratein Sharab

Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?


Banta- Islye Ki,

Sharab Pine Ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
Santa Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...."
Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga





Aur





Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se



Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again