hamay Malom nahi?

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

Jul, 06 2012 150 chars (1 sms) 2293 views Sardar

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hamay Malom nahi?

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