Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
  

Oct, 30 2013     162 chars (2 sms)     4072 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAK DANCE
Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.


Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second !
Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?


Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??


Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->