lawyer to sardar

lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
  

Apr, 07 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     2529 views       Sardar

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SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and


Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)