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Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
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Sardar
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1st Sardar
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
Sardar 2 Kanjos
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
Teacher - How Do
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?
Santa - "R-O-N-G"
Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!
Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
Teacher:Wo Kon
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je:
MISS
"NARRA":-)
Teacher 2 Santa
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Santa Opened Xerox
Santa Opened Xerox Shop
And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
Xerox Done In All Language
Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
.
.
.
.
Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
Boy:Maine Suna
Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
Latest Versions of Java
Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?
Sardar:
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
Sir: Apka Beta
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Santa- Y DO V
Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak
SARDARJI was in a
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
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