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Sardar
In A 1OO Meter
In A 1OO Meter
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
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Santa aur banta ne
Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.
Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.
Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta
Donkey race
Sardar to sardarni:
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
Man:Sardaar
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
Circus ka maalik
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
Man 2 Sardar
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!
Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.
At 50th Floor He Remembers,
I Dont Hav A Daughter.
My Grand Father Lived SA
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
He Never Used Glasses
Sardar : Ya
I Know
Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle
Santa: Should I BuyS
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Sardar School Ma S
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Santa Police Se
Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
Sardar: Cricket
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,
K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
Ek Larka Apne Papa
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan
Papa:
Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
SANTA: "I Love U
SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
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