Santa:Ye Gandhi

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

Jun, 09 2010 112 chars (1 sms) 2321 views Sardar

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Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
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Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
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Tech: jab bijli chamkti

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
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Salsman-Which

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Santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush.
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
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Santa:Ye Gandhi

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