Some1 Wrote 2

Some1 Wrote 2
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
  

Jun, 09 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2129 views       Sardar

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Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
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Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
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Our
"WIFE
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
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Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

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To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
Santa- Yaar!

A Auratein Sharab

Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?


Banta- Islye Ki,

Sharab Pine Ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.