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Train Chali, Sardar
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Sardar
Train Chali, Sardar
Train Chali, Sardar
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
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Sardar Ko Elecrtic
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai
Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?
Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya
Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''
1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
Passenger-Tumne
Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.
Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.
Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
Shaadi mein Khana
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:
Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.
Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.
Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)
1 sArdAr doSrE
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: 2
1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE
1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
Sir: Apka Beta
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Teacher
Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I''m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?
Titanic K Saath
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
Santa Was Walking
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest
He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.
Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi,
Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Have you eaten
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..
sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
Admi: Sardar G
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?
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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.
haha haha haha :-)
Sardar School Ma S
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
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