Sardar and his wife

Sardar and his wife
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
  

Oct, 31 2013     128 chars (1 sms)     3188 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.


" HOUSE FULL "
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->
Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!