Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!