Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
  

Jun, 09 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2469 views       Sardar

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Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!


Why?



He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


Sardar: Theek Hai,



Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?