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Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I married her!
  

Jun, 09 2010     72 chars (1 sms)     2547 views       Sardar

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Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''

1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?




Sardar:Post Office
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.