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kyu Pakda??
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Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha
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Santa: Should I BuyS
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Mene kal easy l
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
Santa-Mujhe Us
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Banta-Kya Hua
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
1 sArdAr doSrE
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: 2
1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE
1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
Sardar Attending
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
Girl : Have You Seen
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
1st Sardar
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
Wats D Diff
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.
Sardar : May I Come
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Sardar aur us ka
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
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