pathan ke bv!

pathan ke bv!
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
  

Jul, 06 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     2281 views       Sardar

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Interviewer : Wait Please...


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Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!


Why?



He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->